
Wily stole all of Light's robots and used them for good old evil and world-conquering. MadMaxPyro: But as we all already know the pissed off and jealous Dr. Ice-Man was built to perform human-like tasks under extreme climate conditions. Max: That's Ice-Man, one of the original robot masters built by Light and Wily. being cold?! Screw this backstory, what's with this Eskimo robot? MadMaxPyro: So they built a bunch of robot masters to do things too dangerous for people, like cutting down trees, bringing down buildings, and. Together, they planned to launch mankind into a new age of prosperity. Max: In the year 2000X a new age of robotics was dawning heralded by Dr. ( In Super Smash Bros Brawl, the Ice Climbers repeatedly smack King Dedede against a wall with their hammers.) MadMaxPyro: Though when they are together they kick some frozen ass! When separated from each other they are both not very strong on their own, as such staying together is crucial. Max: They are an effective team, so much so that they work as one whole entity however, this is also tied to their weakness. MadMaxPyro: In their one game the Ice Climbers have succeeded in scaling to the top of every dangerous mountain they set foot on, apparently this made them cool enough to get to fight against the rest of Nintendo's stars in the Super Smash Bros series. Max: Also they keep a rope in hand that they can attach to each other to jump up a great height, useful for getting up high distances. MadMaxPyro: They also have the power to shoot an icy blizzard from their hands that can freeze opponents into icicles and they shoot ice chunks from their hammers. They can dash towards foes and spin around for a spinning hammer attack. Max: To come prepared Popo and Nana are equipped with their trusty hammers used to smack and defeat foes. God, what do they even get out of doing this all the time? pterodactyls? What?! This i'snt pre-historic times! Anyway, to top it all off sharp ice stalactites frequently fall down. MadMaxPyro: Yeah, these icy mountains are always home to many enemies including polar bears, penguins, and. They are experts at what they do but it's still no cakewalk. MOVING ON, the Ice Climbers have been scaling to the top of icy mountains pretty much their whole lives. MadMaxPyro: Maybe they can be both! Oh god sorry, that was really wrong even for my standards. Max: It's never been confirmed but considering the fact that they look pretty much exactly the same they must be brother and sister not boyfriend and girlfriend. MadMaxPyro: Wait! So are they brother and sister or boyfriend and girlfriend? Max: The ice climbers, the blue wearing Eskimo guy Popo and pink wearing Eskimo girl Nana are the Arctic adventurers. Max: I'm Max and he's MadMaxPyro who is also me because I'm really just one person and because I feel like it I'm going to to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a death battle!!!!!

WAIT what?! We're having two against 1? How is this fair?


MadMaxPyro: Ice Climbers, the champions of scaling cold mountains. Max: And today we're pitting the Eskimo champions of the cold against each other.
